moriarty’s thought process in tgg and asib like “oh nice sherlock’s gay and a top, perfect, time for my clumsy twink persona lol. ah shit, that guy again? is he his—? damn, that’s the top. oh look sherlock cares, guess who might die later lmao. wait, maybe they’re bros? what if sherlock’s straight? ew. better send irene to check. what’s that? he’s a gay baby nerd and a little spoon? knew it.”

(via spookydetectives)

Im peeing myself this is so fucking true lmfao txt fsp