i just want a pretty girlfriend who’s cute and clever and ships johnlock and likes the things i like and actually lives near me who i can hug and kiss her whenever i want please

(via consultingaytective)

john: but she wasn't supposed to be like that

john: why is she like that??

sherlock: well idk john maybe that's what happens when you ignore my longing looks and pretend you're heterosexual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

AMAZING txt fuckin tru